Hiya!¬†I’m Kal. No… That is not my real name.

I’d shake your hand only you are reading text, I have no idea how far away you are and there is a real possibility I have yet to wash my hands.

It’s possible that some of you came here from my gardening blog. Please note that I will not be talking about gardening on this blog and I will remain ONLY talking about gardening on that blog.

I live just outside of Wakefield in Yorkshire, UK. I’m male, married with one sarcastic, cynical grown up daughter. I like Transformers, gardening, Warcraft, Warhammer 40k and various other things that slip my mind at the moment. I have a VERY eclectic taste in music and, probably because I am male, I am often wrong…¬†Apparently.

I can cook food… Sometimes it even looks good! I have a strange ability to only be able to do one of two things, make it look good, or taste good… If it looks good then it will taste crap… I’m sure you can work the rest of it out yourself.

I think I am funnier than I actually am and I have no problems trying things I really shouldn’t. Although I have grown out of most of that.

And finally… When I grow up, I want to be a Fire Engine.